Babe’s Chicken Dinner House definitions of health terms – we may give exams later!
Artery | The study of paintings |
Bacteria | The back door of a cafeteria |
Barium | What doctors do when a patient dies |
Bowel | A letter like A, E, I, O or U |
Caesarian section | A neighborhood in Rome |
Cat scan | Search for a kitty |
Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
Dilate | To live long |
Enema | Not a friend |
Fester | Quicker |
Hangnail | Coat hook |
Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
Labor pain | Getting hurt at work |
Nitrates | Cheaper than day rates |
Node | Was aware of |
Outpatient | A person who fainted |
Pap smear | A paternity test |
Pelvis | A cousin to Elvis |
Post-operative | A letter carrier |
Rectum | Dang near killed ‘em |
Seizure | A Roman emperor |
Terminal illness | Getting sick at the airport |
Tumor | More than one |
Urine | Opposite of you’re out |
Varicose | Nearby |
Vein | Conceited |