Babe’s Chicken Dinner House definitions of health terms – we may give exams later!
| Artery | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | The back door of a cafeteria |
| Barium | What doctors do when a patient dies |
| Bowel | A letter like A, E, I, O or U |
| Caesarian section | A neighborhood in Rome |
| Cat scan | Search for a kitty |
| Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
| Dilate | To live long |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Fester | Quicker |
| Hangnail | Coat hook |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labor pain | Getting hurt at work |
| Nitrates | Cheaper than day rates |
| Node | Was aware of |
| Outpatient | A person who fainted |
| Pap smear | A paternity test |
| Pelvis | A cousin to Elvis |
| Post-operative | A letter carrier |
| Rectum | Dang near killed ‘em |
| Seizure | A Roman emperor |
| Terminal illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | More than one |
| Urine | Opposite of you’re out |
| Varicose | Nearby |
| Vein | Conceited |
